Post by sayanything13 on Jul 9, 2005 18:24:54 GMT -5
Benji's so hardcore that...
Benji is so hardcore he steals tampons from the store
Benji's so hardcore he drinks straight from the carton
Benji's so hardcore he owns a pimp, Ca$hdogg
Benji's so hardcore, that when he was little, him and Joel slept in matching race car beds
Benji's so hardcore he steals clothes from Joel
Benji's so hardcore he gets Paul to poke him in the eye to make is eyeliner run
Benji's so hardcore, he can get chicks and not shower in weeks
Benji's so hardcore he writes in eyeliner
Benji's so hardcore he wears his pants on his head so as not to conform to the 'normal' way of wearing them
Benji's so hardcore has the balls to talk to fans on the phone
Benji's so hardcore he spikes his hair with glue
Benji's so hardcore that he was in Not Another Teen Movie and is able to say, "Yeah, I was in a really horrible movie, but you can still see me for .000003 seconds so it makes it all good!"
Benji's so hardcore he walks on the grass instead of the sidewalk
Benji's so hardcore he walks on the street instead of the sidewalk
Benji's so hardcore instead of eyeliner he uses Crayola markers
Benji's so hardcore, he sniffs sharpies
Benji's so hardcore he wrote a note in the jacket of the cd booklet to spread the word that he does not shower so more people will think he is hardcore
Benji's so hadrcore that he does #2 on the bus
Benji's so hardcore he hosted TRL with his brother
Benji's so hardcore he eats cereal with orange juice
Benji's so hardcore he goes out in the snow wearing only bike shorts
Benji's so hardcore he climbs trees and then has Joel call the fire department to get him down
Benji's so hardcore he plays with punk Barbies AND draws tattoos on them
Benji's so hardcore he likes bands he hasn't even heard of
Benji's so hardcore he steals Joel's birthday presents
Benji's so hardcore he speaks. In sentence fragments. He also uses runons all the time, it annoys everyone else constantly.
Benji's so hardcore that hes a vegetarian
Benji's so hardcore that he doesnt put the toilet seat down when hes finished
Benji's so hardcore that he wears two hats instead of one
Benji's so hardcore that he paints his nails with a Sharpie
Benji's so hardcore that when he orders pizza he pays in all pennies
Benji's so hardcore he calls Joel a biatch
Benji's so hardcore he wears a casualties shirt.....everyday
Benji's so hardcore he puts pink in his hair! and likes it!
Benji's so hardcore he takes the CD out of the player without pressing stop
Benji's so hardcore...he's appeared on trl, enjoyed, and still thinks he's harcore.
Benji's so hardcore he eats his cereal with a fork
Benji's so hardcore he wipes with a brillo pad
Benji's so hardcore he sings along to the soft and dry deodorant commercials.
Benji's so hardcore he watches Lifetime, television for women. And sometimes, he watches WE. (Women Entertainment)
Benji's so hardcore he can dye his hair pink and not have his manliness questioned
Benji's so hardcore he spells out his favorite punk band's names in his alphabet cereal, and soup
Benji's so hardcore he still sleeps with his blankey, and a nightlight
Benji's so hardcore that he shaved his head just to prove hardcoreness
Benji's so hardcore he opens his soda cans with his teeth
Benji is so hardcore he eats his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crust and doesn't drink milk
Benjis so hardcore he can frolick around singing "Someones in the kitchen with Jesus, someones in the kitchen I knoooooww" and stopping randomly to shake his nothing of an ass.
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't use deodorant
Benji's so hardcore he pays his bills in pennies
Benji's so hardcore he sleeps during class
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't get Joel (or anyone else, for that matter) a birthday present
Benji's so hardcore he lathers, rinses and doesn't repeat
Benji's so hardcore he eats his dessert before he eats his dinner
Benji's so hardcore he wears safety pins instead of body jewellery
Benji's so hardcore he got Cash a lip ring
Benji's so hardcore he pees on hydrants
Benji's so hardcore he plays soccer barefoot
Benji's so hardcore he eats food past the date it goes bad
Benji's so hardcore he can pick his nose and make it sexy
Benji's so hardcore he waxes his bikini line
Benji's so hardcore that he doesn't turn off the lights when he leaves the room
Benji's so hardcore he burns himself when he lights candles
Benji's so hardcore he shaves his underarms but not his legs
Benji's so hardcore he uses his nail as a pick
Benji's so hardcore he posts as a teeny on message boards
Benji's so hardcore he sits down to piss
Benij's so hardcore he wears his shoes on the opposite feet
Benji's so hardcore he sings Joels parts in songs
Benji's so hardcore he drinks Diet Coke
Benji's so hardcore he uses his underwear for toilet paper
Benji's so hardcore he wears hairties around his ankles
Benji's so hardcore he can set off a metal detector with his face
Benji's so hardcore his tattoos are real
Benji's so hardcore he washes his colours with his whites
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't double click, he clicks once then presses enter
Benji's so hardcore, he eats ice cream right out of the carton
Benji's so hardcore he scratches his ass infront of everyone and doesn't care
Benji is so hardcore he brushes his teeth and doesn't put the cap back on his toothpaste
Benji is so hardcore he claimed he would have sex when he is a very old man
Benji's so hardcore that he wears his underwear that says "Tuesday" on a Wednesday
Benji's so hardcore, he licks the sticky stamps
Benji's so hardcore he has his lip pierced not 1 not 2 BUT 4 TIMES
Benji's so hardcore he can't sit still
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't wash ANYTHING for weeks and still smells good
Benji's so hardcore that he wears two different socks and doesnt care
Benji's so hardcore, it took 4 weeks of labor to give birth to him because of the spikes
Benji's so hardcore he takes money out of the tip jar
Benji's so hardcore that he has a tight pink shirt that says hardcore in gem stones
Benji's so hardcore that he uses a glue gun to spike his hair
Benji's so hardcore after he wears his clothes two days in a row he doesn't wash them
Benji's so hardcore he eats the cheese powder out of them maccaroni and cheese
Benji's so hardcore he sleeps with the light on
Benji's so hardcore he wears bright pink thongs to match his hair
Benji's so hardcore that he put round pegs in square holes
Benji's so hardcore that he orders a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke at Wendys
Benji's so hardcore that he doesn't iron his clothes
Benji's so hardcore that he eats chips and dip
Benji's so hardcore even his toenails are painted black
Benji's so hardcore he only looks one way before he crosses the street
Benji's so hardcore he watches cartoons in his underwear while drinking 5 day old milk and eating stale toast
Benji's so hardcore that he goes up on the "down" escalator and down on the "up"
Benji's so hardcore that he chews raw jalapenos just for fun
Benji's so hardcore that he uses Mary Kate and Ashley brand eyeliner
Benji's so hardcore that he makes Joel check under his bed every night for reassurance that there are no monsters there waiting to get him
Benji's so hardcore he eats cold pizza and flat Coke for breakfast
Benji's so hardcore he wishes he was a siamese twin so he could fit more tattoo's and piercings
Benji's so hard core he head bangs to classical music
Benji's so hardcore that he has died his hair more that Micheal Jackson has had plastic surgery
Benji's so hardcore he can wear a princess tanktop, and make it sexy
Benji's so hardcore, he dyes his hair with Kool-Aid mix
Benji's so hardcore, he brushes his teeth with Cashdogg's hairbrush
Benji's so hardcore, he rides his bike at nighttime, and doesn't wear a helmet
Benji's so harcore, that when he joins a website, he doesn't read the rules
Benji is so hardcore he steals tampons from the store
Benji's so hardcore he drinks straight from the carton
Benji's so hardcore he owns a pimp, Ca$hdogg
Benji's so hardcore, that when he was little, him and Joel slept in matching race car beds
Benji's so hardcore he steals clothes from Joel
Benji's so hardcore he gets Paul to poke him in the eye to make is eyeliner run
Benji's so hardcore, he can get chicks and not shower in weeks
Benji's so hardcore he writes in eyeliner
Benji's so hardcore he wears his pants on his head so as not to conform to the 'normal' way of wearing them
Benji's so hardcore has the balls to talk to fans on the phone
Benji's so hardcore he spikes his hair with glue
Benji's so hardcore that he was in Not Another Teen Movie and is able to say, "Yeah, I was in a really horrible movie, but you can still see me for .000003 seconds so it makes it all good!"
Benji's so hardcore he walks on the grass instead of the sidewalk
Benji's so hardcore he walks on the street instead of the sidewalk
Benji's so hardcore instead of eyeliner he uses Crayola markers
Benji's so hardcore, he sniffs sharpies
Benji's so hardcore he wrote a note in the jacket of the cd booklet to spread the word that he does not shower so more people will think he is hardcore
Benji's so hadrcore that he does #2 on the bus
Benji's so hardcore he hosted TRL with his brother
Benji's so hardcore he eats cereal with orange juice
Benji's so hardcore he goes out in the snow wearing only bike shorts
Benji's so hardcore he climbs trees and then has Joel call the fire department to get him down
Benji's so hardcore he plays with punk Barbies AND draws tattoos on them
Benji's so hardcore he likes bands he hasn't even heard of
Benji's so hardcore he steals Joel's birthday presents
Benji's so hardcore he speaks. In sentence fragments. He also uses runons all the time, it annoys everyone else constantly.
Benji's so hardcore that hes a vegetarian
Benji's so hardcore that he doesnt put the toilet seat down when hes finished
Benji's so hardcore that he wears two hats instead of one
Benji's so hardcore that he paints his nails with a Sharpie
Benji's so hardcore that when he orders pizza he pays in all pennies
Benji's so hardcore he calls Joel a biatch
Benji's so hardcore he wears a casualties shirt.....everyday
Benji's so hardcore he puts pink in his hair! and likes it!
Benji's so hardcore he takes the CD out of the player without pressing stop
Benji's so hardcore...he's appeared on trl, enjoyed, and still thinks he's harcore.
Benji's so hardcore he eats his cereal with a fork
Benji's so hardcore he wipes with a brillo pad
Benji's so hardcore he sings along to the soft and dry deodorant commercials.
Benji's so hardcore he watches Lifetime, television for women. And sometimes, he watches WE. (Women Entertainment)
Benji's so hardcore he can dye his hair pink and not have his manliness questioned
Benji's so hardcore he spells out his favorite punk band's names in his alphabet cereal, and soup
Benji's so hardcore he still sleeps with his blankey, and a nightlight
Benji's so hardcore that he shaved his head just to prove hardcoreness
Benji's so hardcore he opens his soda cans with his teeth
Benji is so hardcore he eats his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crust and doesn't drink milk
Benjis so hardcore he can frolick around singing "Someones in the kitchen with Jesus, someones in the kitchen I knoooooww" and stopping randomly to shake his nothing of an ass.
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't use deodorant
Benji's so hardcore he pays his bills in pennies
Benji's so hardcore he sleeps during class
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't get Joel (or anyone else, for that matter) a birthday present
Benji's so hardcore he lathers, rinses and doesn't repeat
Benji's so hardcore he eats his dessert before he eats his dinner
Benji's so hardcore he wears safety pins instead of body jewellery
Benji's so hardcore he got Cash a lip ring
Benji's so hardcore he pees on hydrants
Benji's so hardcore he plays soccer barefoot
Benji's so hardcore he eats food past the date it goes bad
Benji's so hardcore he can pick his nose and make it sexy
Benji's so hardcore he waxes his bikini line
Benji's so hardcore that he doesn't turn off the lights when he leaves the room
Benji's so hardcore he burns himself when he lights candles
Benji's so hardcore he shaves his underarms but not his legs
Benji's so hardcore he uses his nail as a pick
Benji's so hardcore he posts as a teeny on message boards
Benji's so hardcore he sits down to piss
Benij's so hardcore he wears his shoes on the opposite feet
Benji's so hardcore he sings Joels parts in songs
Benji's so hardcore he drinks Diet Coke
Benji's so hardcore he uses his underwear for toilet paper
Benji's so hardcore he wears hairties around his ankles
Benji's so hardcore he can set off a metal detector with his face
Benji's so hardcore his tattoos are real
Benji's so hardcore he washes his colours with his whites
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't double click, he clicks once then presses enter
Benji's so hardcore, he eats ice cream right out of the carton
Benji's so hardcore he scratches his ass infront of everyone and doesn't care
Benji is so hardcore he brushes his teeth and doesn't put the cap back on his toothpaste
Benji is so hardcore he claimed he would have sex when he is a very old man
Benji's so hardcore that he wears his underwear that says "Tuesday" on a Wednesday
Benji's so hardcore, he licks the sticky stamps
Benji's so hardcore he has his lip pierced not 1 not 2 BUT 4 TIMES
Benji's so hardcore he can't sit still
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't wash ANYTHING for weeks and still smells good
Benji's so hardcore that he wears two different socks and doesnt care
Benji's so hardcore, it took 4 weeks of labor to give birth to him because of the spikes
Benji's so hardcore he takes money out of the tip jar
Benji's so hardcore that he has a tight pink shirt that says hardcore in gem stones
Benji's so hardcore that he uses a glue gun to spike his hair
Benji's so hardcore after he wears his clothes two days in a row he doesn't wash them
Benji's so hardcore he eats the cheese powder out of them maccaroni and cheese
Benji's so hardcore he sleeps with the light on
Benji's so hardcore he wears bright pink thongs to match his hair
Benji's so hardcore that he put round pegs in square holes
Benji's so hardcore that he orders a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke at Wendys
Benji's so hardcore that he doesn't iron his clothes
Benji's so hardcore that he eats chips and dip
Benji's so hardcore even his toenails are painted black
Benji's so hardcore he only looks one way before he crosses the street
Benji's so hardcore he watches cartoons in his underwear while drinking 5 day old milk and eating stale toast
Benji's so hardcore that he goes up on the "down" escalator and down on the "up"
Benji's so hardcore that he chews raw jalapenos just for fun
Benji's so hardcore that he uses Mary Kate and Ashley brand eyeliner
Benji's so hardcore that he makes Joel check under his bed every night for reassurance that there are no monsters there waiting to get him
Benji's so hardcore he eats cold pizza and flat Coke for breakfast
Benji's so hardcore he wishes he was a siamese twin so he could fit more tattoo's and piercings
Benji's so hard core he head bangs to classical music
Benji's so hardcore that he has died his hair more that Micheal Jackson has had plastic surgery
Benji's so hardcore he can wear a princess tanktop, and make it sexy
Benji's so hardcore, he dyes his hair with Kool-Aid mix
Benji's so hardcore, he brushes his teeth with Cashdogg's hairbrush
Benji's so hardcore, he rides his bike at nighttime, and doesn't wear a helmet
Benji's so harcore, that when he joins a website, he doesn't read the rules
