Post by sayanything13 on Jul 9, 2005 18:22:20 GMT -5
Joels so ghetto because....
Joel's so ghetto he wishes he was hardcore like Benji.
Joel's so ghetto he's got a bandana for every shade of every color of the rainbow.
Joel's so ghetto he brushes, but he doesnt floss.
Joel's so ghetto when he washes his hair, he doesnt 'repeat if desired'
Joel's so ghetto he talks back to his rice krispies.
Joel's so ghetto that he swears he's realted to p-diddy.
Joel's so ghetto he wears benjis pants instead of his for the baggy look.
Joel's so ghetto when his pants break he staples them back together.
Joel's so ghetto he has a receding hair line.
Joel's so ghetto he wears wifebeaters and purposely stains them so he looks more ghetto.
Joel's so ghetto he drinks Soda when he has a cold.
Joel's so ghetto he eats Cashdogg's leftovers.
Joel's so ghetto, he drinks milk when he eats popcorn.
Joel's so ghetto he draws on his tattoos with permanent marker...
Joel's so ghetto he has more gold on his teeth than Mr. T wears around his neck.
Joel's so ghetto he got "wyte life" tattooed on his chest.. (with permanent marker of course!)
Joel's so ghetto, he sometimes wears a bandaid now, on his cheek where his mole is at.
Joel's so ghetto, he doesnt grow a full mohawk.
Joel's so ghetto, he has fake gold teeth.
Joel's so ghetto he eats candy for breakfast lunch and dinner just so he can get silver fillings.
Joel's so ghetto, he uses the stove to heat the whole house.
Joel's so ghetto, he cusses just to cuss.
Joel's so ghetto, he doesn't go to sleep until 8pm.
Joel's so ghetto, he feels that he needs to use the letter z twice in each word.
Joel's so ghetto, he licks the extra yougurt off the caps.
Joel's so ghetto, he'll beat you down, then back up.
Joel's so ghetto, he hits old women.
Joel's so ghetto, he fixes himself infront of millions of people.**Thanks Kathryn
Joel's so ghetto, he flosses his diamonds, and watches himself do it on a big screen.**Thanks Kathryn
Joel's so ghetto, he grabs his package 10 times during 3 songs.
Joel's so ghetto, he picks his J-Moneys off the money tree.
Joel's so ghetto, he steals food stamps from his grandmother.
Joel's so ghetto, collects change off the ground after GC shows.
Joel's so ghetto, he represents the East Coast, and West Coast.
Joel's so ghetto, he goes down to Malibu and does the West Coast sign and gets beat up, and likes it.
Joel's so ghetto, he sold Benji's bike to get pimpettes.
Joel's so ghetto, he sold his liver for weed.
Joel's so ghetto, he washes his paper plates.
Joel's so ghetto, he gets hand-me-downs from Benji and Josh.
Joel's so ghetto, he carries a Vodka bottle around thats filled with water.
Joel's so ghetto, he drinks champagne out of a mug.
Joel's so ghetto, he got a tattoo that says "THUG LIFE" like Tupacs on his stomach.
Joel's so ghetto, he eats Cocoa Puffs in the morning because they're brown.
Joel's so ghetto, he calls the cops and tells them to arrest him, so he looks like a thug.
Joel's so ghetto, that when he prays, he asks God to make him more ghetto.
Joel's so ghetto, that all he has in his fridge is fried chicken, and beer.
Joel's so ghetto, he tells kids that GC stands for Ghetto Child.
Joel's so ghetto, he pimped out the GC tourbus with 22 inch rims and a mirror tint.
Joel's so ghetto, he only showers when it rains.
Joel's so ghetto, he washes his napkins in the sink, then blow dries them with a blow dryer, so he can reuse them.
Joel's so ghetto, that before he goes to bed, he unpluggs his clock to save money for his hoes.
Joel's so ghetto, he covers up his fake gold teeth with a white crayon.
Joel's so ghetto, he uses his neighbors hose to have water in his house.
Joel's so ghetto, he borrows brown sugar from the neighbors.
Joel's so ghetto, he wears sweatbands when hes not working out.
Joel's so ghetto, he sells bootleg cds from his car.
Joel's so ghetto, he tries to use foodstamps at Burger King.
Joel's so ghetto, he gets his jewelery from the 25 cent machines in the stores.
Joel's so ghetto, he rolls in mud to make himself look like his homies.
Joel's so ghetto, that he has to introduce the rap-rock videos on ATR so he can give a shout-out to his homie-gs watching the show.
Joel's so ghetto, that he doesn't have any money left after hes done with his hoes to afford a mirrow to relize hes white.
Joel's so ghetto, he thinks the flavor of Kool-Aid is "red".
Joel's so ghetto, he calls Benji:Benjizzle.
Joel's so ghetto, he doesn't cook his frozen pizzas, he defrosts them.
Joel's so ghetto, he only uses 1 sheet of toilet paper to wipe.
Joel's so ghetto, he likes big butts and he can not lie.
Joel's so ghetto, he uses a tin can and string as a phone.
Joel's so ghetto, he cuts pieces of people's fros and glues it on his head.
Joel's so ghetto, he thinks the more hoodies he owns, the more ghetto he will become.
Joel's so ghetto, he puts Pop-Tarts in the microwave.
Joel's so ghetto, he puts grapes in the microwave, and watches them explode.
Joel's so ghetto, that when Cash pisses on the floor, he covers it with newspaper, and leaves it there.
Joel's so ghetto, he spits on himself instead of the crowd.
Joel's so ghetto he wishes he was hardcore like Benji.
Joel's so ghetto he's got a bandana for every shade of every color of the rainbow.
Joel's so ghetto he brushes, but he doesnt floss.
Joel's so ghetto when he washes his hair, he doesnt 'repeat if desired'
Joel's so ghetto he talks back to his rice krispies.
Joel's so ghetto that he swears he's realted to p-diddy.
Joel's so ghetto he wears benjis pants instead of his for the baggy look.
Joel's so ghetto when his pants break he staples them back together.
Joel's so ghetto he has a receding hair line.
Joel's so ghetto he wears wifebeaters and purposely stains them so he looks more ghetto.
Joel's so ghetto he drinks Soda when he has a cold.
Joel's so ghetto he eats Cashdogg's leftovers.
Joel's so ghetto, he drinks milk when he eats popcorn.
Joel's so ghetto he draws on his tattoos with permanent marker...
Joel's so ghetto he has more gold on his teeth than Mr. T wears around his neck.
Joel's so ghetto he got "wyte life" tattooed on his chest.. (with permanent marker of course!)
Joel's so ghetto, he sometimes wears a bandaid now, on his cheek where his mole is at.
Joel's so ghetto, he doesnt grow a full mohawk.
Joel's so ghetto, he has fake gold teeth.
Joel's so ghetto he eats candy for breakfast lunch and dinner just so he can get silver fillings.
Joel's so ghetto, he uses the stove to heat the whole house.
Joel's so ghetto, he cusses just to cuss.
Joel's so ghetto, he doesn't go to sleep until 8pm.
Joel's so ghetto, he feels that he needs to use the letter z twice in each word.
Joel's so ghetto, he licks the extra yougurt off the caps.
Joel's so ghetto, he'll beat you down, then back up.
Joel's so ghetto, he hits old women.
Joel's so ghetto, he fixes himself infront of millions of people.**Thanks Kathryn
Joel's so ghetto, he flosses his diamonds, and watches himself do it on a big screen.**Thanks Kathryn
Joel's so ghetto, he grabs his package 10 times during 3 songs.
Joel's so ghetto, he picks his J-Moneys off the money tree.
Joel's so ghetto, he steals food stamps from his grandmother.
Joel's so ghetto, collects change off the ground after GC shows.
Joel's so ghetto, he represents the East Coast, and West Coast.
Joel's so ghetto, he goes down to Malibu and does the West Coast sign and gets beat up, and likes it.
Joel's so ghetto, he sold Benji's bike to get pimpettes.
Joel's so ghetto, he sold his liver for weed.
Joel's so ghetto, he washes his paper plates.
Joel's so ghetto, he gets hand-me-downs from Benji and Josh.
Joel's so ghetto, he carries a Vodka bottle around thats filled with water.
Joel's so ghetto, he drinks champagne out of a mug.
Joel's so ghetto, he got a tattoo that says "THUG LIFE" like Tupacs on his stomach.
Joel's so ghetto, he eats Cocoa Puffs in the morning because they're brown.
Joel's so ghetto, he calls the cops and tells them to arrest him, so he looks like a thug.
Joel's so ghetto, that when he prays, he asks God to make him more ghetto.
Joel's so ghetto, that all he has in his fridge is fried chicken, and beer.
Joel's so ghetto, he tells kids that GC stands for Ghetto Child.
Joel's so ghetto, he pimped out the GC tourbus with 22 inch rims and a mirror tint.
Joel's so ghetto, he only showers when it rains.
Joel's so ghetto, he washes his napkins in the sink, then blow dries them with a blow dryer, so he can reuse them.
Joel's so ghetto, that before he goes to bed, he unpluggs his clock to save money for his hoes.
Joel's so ghetto, he covers up his fake gold teeth with a white crayon.
Joel's so ghetto, he uses his neighbors hose to have water in his house.
Joel's so ghetto, he borrows brown sugar from the neighbors.
Joel's so ghetto, he wears sweatbands when hes not working out.
Joel's so ghetto, he sells bootleg cds from his car.
Joel's so ghetto, he tries to use foodstamps at Burger King.
Joel's so ghetto, he gets his jewelery from the 25 cent machines in the stores.
Joel's so ghetto, he rolls in mud to make himself look like his homies.
Joel's so ghetto, that he has to introduce the rap-rock videos on ATR so he can give a shout-out to his homie-gs watching the show.
Joel's so ghetto, that he doesn't have any money left after hes done with his hoes to afford a mirrow to relize hes white.
Joel's so ghetto, he thinks the flavor of Kool-Aid is "red".
Joel's so ghetto, he calls Benji:Benjizzle.
Joel's so ghetto, he doesn't cook his frozen pizzas, he defrosts them.
Joel's so ghetto, he only uses 1 sheet of toilet paper to wipe.
Joel's so ghetto, he likes big butts and he can not lie.
Joel's so ghetto, he uses a tin can and string as a phone.
Joel's so ghetto, he cuts pieces of people's fros and glues it on his head.
Joel's so ghetto, he thinks the more hoodies he owns, the more ghetto he will become.
Joel's so ghetto, he puts Pop-Tarts in the microwave.
Joel's so ghetto, he puts grapes in the microwave, and watches them explode.
Joel's so ghetto, that when Cash pisses on the floor, he covers it with newspaper, and leaves it there.
Joel's so ghetto, he spits on himself instead of the crowd.
